• Never take marriage advice from your multiple divorced friend… or parent.

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  • Never take money advice from a cousin that looks like this:

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  • Never take job advice from your unemployed uncle.

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  • Never take parenting advice from your little sister who DOESN’T even have kids!

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  • Never take fashion advice from the aunt wearing a cardigan.

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  • Never take legal advice from a multiple felon.

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  • Never take music advice from someone who actually listened to Christmas music the entire way to the party… and enjoyed it!

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  • Never take cooking advice from the cousin who brought the cheese ball or a green salad.

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  • Never take crafting advice from someone who doesn’t know the difference between minki and felt.

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  • Never take dieting advice from any one that’s more than 20 lbs over weight.

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  • Never take religious advice from a hypocrite.

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  • Never take housekeeping advice from the aunt who doesn’t volunteer to get up and help clean the party’s dinner dishes.

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  • Don’t take any advice, AT ALL, from the drunkest one there!

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