American Donut Choices – Guest Post, by Mike Lukas

I’d like to welcome Mike Lukas to the blog today! I’ve had quite a few submissions for guest posts since I opened my doors, and it’s so EXCITING! I intend on posting one guest post a week(ish) so please feel free to keep the Submissions a-comin’. 

Mike, it’s a pleasure to have you here today. This super foodie Donut post is so much fun! I have to say, I ran straight to my local Crispy Cream as soon as I read it!  Enjoy bloggers, as I’m sure you’ll do the same! 🙂   Welcome Mike!

Which donut do you think of when you hear that word?

Yeast-raised or cake?  Ring or rectangle?  Glazed or chocolate-iced?  Sprinkles or chopped nuts?  Jelly-filled covered in powdered sugar or a cinnamon flavored twisty-braid?  Maybe you picture a white paper bag full of warm donut holes or a cardboard box of coconut-dusted flattened spheres.

So many donut-related choices.

And what about the pressure of ordering an entire dozen?  Ever buy donuts before work or school?  There’s always a line, and when it’s your turn, you best know which exact dozen you want.  And how to subtract.

“May I help you?”

“Let’s start with two chocolate crullers and two glazed.  How many more?”

“You have eight more.”

“One of the pink-frosted cake and two of the Boston Éclairs.  How many more?”

“Five more.”

“Are you sure?”

Come on, man, don’t question the donut lady’s math.  She’s been up since 4:00 a.m. making eighty-nine different varieties of fried dough for you.  She subtracts from twelve for a living, pal, you gotta trust her numbers or we’ll be here all morning.

Who sells the best donuts?

Dunkin’ Donuts, Tim Hortons, local Mom and Pop?  Where I live, there are about four different donut shops, and each one has their own way of making them.   Some are crispier, some are doughier, and one place has icing that melts too easily.  When I lived in Los Angeles, everybody ate Krispy Kreme donuts.  They’re like warm, doughy crack, and I’ve watched grown men and women eat their entire dozen in the parking lot before they even pull away.

Hey, no judgment here.

My guy is the yeast-raised, chocolate-iced ring.  It’s a classic that’s available at most locations.  The best version of it I’ve had is from Biagio’s Donuts on the east side of Cleveland.  Warm, doughy, tasty firm icing, always fresh.  My family of six grew up eating two Biagio’s donuts apiece after Sunday mass.  It’s the first place I take my mom when I visit.

Buying donuts for others makes you a hero.

Show up anywhere with a dozen donuts – your office, a meeting, any gathering of friends – and you own the moment.  You’re the boss while they last.  Just show up and utter the sweet, magical words of the donut bringer:

“Help yourselves, everybody.”

There’s always a mad dash to be the first one in the box.  First choice is golden. You get to pick the best of the bunch, but it’s not necessarily easy to do.  With the way they pack them all in sideways, it’s hard to tell which is what.

Unless you’re a pro.

If it’s not your first donut rodeo, you only need a second to terminator-scan and recognize what’s in the box.  My eyes can spot my yeast-raised, chocolate-iced ring in a box of sideways strangers as quickly as I can find my wife in a roomful of women.

I know what I like when I see it.

My problem is when someone else bought the donuts but didn’t include my favorite.  Now I’m forced to consider second- and third-tier choices.  Yeast-raised glazed is an acceptable alternative to my chocolate-iced guy, but after that the choices start thinning out.  Jelly-filled?  Too messy for me.  Maple icing?  Too flavor-specific.  Frosted and sprinkled cake donuts?   Why would you even buy those?

Unless it’s the last donut.

Then I feel lucky just to be involved.  Whatever is left, as long as it hasn’t been poked or fingered, is at least a donut.  And as it’s true for sex and tacos, any type of donut is better than no donut at all.

Today is donut Friday in the Lukas household.

If our kids wake up and get to school on time all week, they are rewarded with a donut when they get home on Friday.  It’s what they look forward to and what motivates them to start their days.  If I don’t get the donuts before noon, though, I’ve discovered that our favorite shops close down by then.  I’ve bought grocery store donuts when that’s happened, but I might as well have brought home frosted Brussels sprouts the way my kids one-bit our bakery section’s finest.

So many donut-related choices in America.

We must be doing something right.

  • Mike Lukas

About Mike Lukas


Mike Lukas is an American humanist writer of somewhat humorous or dark short stories, political and silly op-eds, and children’s fiction whose goal is to use words to engage, amuse, and affect a lot of minds in a positive way.

He was a moderately successful touring stand-up comic and Second City Improviser for 24 years with multiple national television, radio, and festival appearances who decided raising his two children was more important than travelling the world to make strangers laugh.

Now Mike wakes up every day at 4:00 a.m. and writes until noon, feeds his dog and three cats, reads whatever book he’s reading, takes a nap, grabs the kids from school, feeds them a snack, does homework, makes dinner, washes dishes, then goes to bed.

Life is good.

Mike lives in Dallas, TX in the home his (hard working yet beautiful) wife Gretchen grew up in, and they have two young children together.


Thanks for being a part of my Blog today Mike!  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have another hankering for something round and perfectly glazed! YUMMM!



19 Comments Add yours

  1. Sadly, we don’t have many donuts in Ireland.

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    1. Oh no! That is sad! 😊 it’s a good thing you enjoy cooking 😉

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    2. Mike Lukas says:

      What? But surely you’ve had one. If not, you must. Wondering if you can get one sent to you internationally by Krispy Kreme. It would probably be a $100 donut, but so worth it… 🙂

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      1. We have very plain donuts here with a simple sugar coating or a jam filling. No Krispy Kreme…

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      2. Mike Lukas says:

        Ah, I see. At least you have some level of donut-like dessert. Krispy Kreme is an extreme level of donut in terms of sugar content, gooiness, and overall freshness. At their stores they make them while you watch. Those are too much for me all the time, but a great ‘boost’ in the morning when you’re really needing it!

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  2. Mike Lukas says:

    Wow, what an honor to be a guest poster, Didi – thank you for enjoying and sharing my piece on the American Donut situation. What a great way to start the day! 🙂

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  3. Mike Lukas says:

    Hi Didi –

    Thanks again (so much!) for the guest post – I really hope your readers will enjoy it. Funny how seeing pictures of all those donuts makes me want one right now!

    So I didn’t see any links to my stuff on the page yet and I was hoping you could *please* add them to help me with site traffic. It would be extremely helpful!

    Here they are: Thanks again, and if there’s anything you ever need from me, please don’t hesitate to ask!

    Take care, Mike

    Mike Lukas

    Free-Lance Writer 2312 Waddy Ave. Dallas, TX (818) 395-2508

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    1. Absolutely Mike, it’s a pleasure having you today! 🤗 Your links are added, and sorry about the mix up 😊

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  4. Mike Lukas says:

    Yay, thanks, and worries at all – you’re the best!

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  5. Mike Lukas says:

    *no worries
    LOL by leaving out the ‘no’ I’ve actually caused worries!!! Oi…

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  6. raistlin0903 says:

    Not only does this post leave me hungry, but it also makes me want to have more donut shops here in Holland. And by more I mean at least one, seeing as we don’t have any 😢

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    1. Oh no!! 😭😭 I’d move lol

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    2. Mike Lukas says:

      None? Wow, I smell a business opportunity – you should team up with watchingthedaisies from Ireland and clean up in the Euro-market!

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      1. raistlin0903 says:

        Haha, well who knows maybe if I run out of a job one day, I might just do that. It might be a very cool business opportunity indeed 😀

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      2. Mike Lukas says:

        Supply and demand, right? :-$ Cheers!!!

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